Biography(only slightly embellished)
Before they were the Meat Nuggets, three college upperclassmen had a dream: to form an improv band that would play at Freshman Orientation and in the Freshman Cafeteria. Their goal was to single out the most vulnerable Freshman and shatter their self-esteem by exposing their weaknesses and confusing them of their sexual orientation. Unfortunately, the Dean of Freshman vehemently rejected the bands' proposal to perform at any campus event and as a result their original singer, John, left the band, leaving them with only guitarist Tim and drummer Mike.
In a heroic act, not unlike that of Phil Collins, Mike switched from drums to vocals and thus the Meat Nuggets were formed in late 2001. The band gained a "following" by performing in an underground circuit of opium dens outside the industrial wasteland of Bridgeport, Connecticut. Their combination of manically irrelevant and politically incorrect improv, little to no talent, copious amounts of narcotics, and animal sacrifices quickly shot them from obscurity to an even higher level of obscurity, earning them critical disdain. Fortunately, circumstances broke them up for a short while.
In the time between 2001 and 2005, Mike kept himself busy collaborating on various film and music projects with North Jersey's Bunny Huang Records. Tim was artistically stagnant and spent most of his time collecting Ponies postmortem.
The two band members hadn't seen each other in years until they had a chance encounter at a Long Island Stop N Shop where Mike was selling sausages in the summer of 2005. Excited to see one another, the two band members smoked cigarettes in the sausage-mobile and shot the shit. They quickly realized that they still had a lot in common: single, living with their parents, receding hairlines, therefore most likely gay. It was decided then that they would reunite. Tragically, the band members' lives weren't cut short when their sausage-mobile collided with another car as they left the Stop N Shop parking lot. Tim and Mike emerged unscathed--unfortunately; the person they collided with was the drummer from Def Leppard, who lost his only remaining arm in the crash.
On August 20th, 2005, the band members retreated to a basement laundry room in North Jersey to record an improv session. The session had its adversity, as the band members drank so much Jack Daniels that they were only able to record 30 minutes of "music". While they took turns vomiting that night, little did they know that their tape of atonal metal would soon get them signed to Bunny Huang Records. During autumn 2005, the band worked to produce their original improvised session into a short, nine song album augmented with dyslexic drum machines, walkie talkie feedback, and broken hi-fi equipment. Originally titled "Your Front Porch is Gay," the album name was changed at the last second to "Bloody Stool(e)" and released on January 8th, 2006 along with the band's first music video for "Skinny Dogs."
Music Video
Neck WARNING:
This "music" is to be enjoyed only at extremely high volumes when near extremely old people.
Album: Bloody Stool(e)
Duck Meat Pie
Duck Duck Meat Pie
Hankercheif Wearing Anarchist
Glirine Uterine Larceny
Don't Save the Whales
Lord Barko-Volume II-Will the Valiant Barko Survive?
Skinny Dogs
Lord Barko-Volume IV-Nope, Barko's Dead.
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